easilyenchanted:

      MOJAVE EDITION OF THE WASTELAND SURVIVAL GUIDE

  Listen up you pansies-- radiation is everywhere. Ghouls, fiends... with all the shit out there, you aren't gonna want to be crawling around in some shitpile of a building ready to drop on your worthless little head. So take it from me, learn to work the land. Food is growing all around you, open those pretty little peepers of yours and learn what is and is not edible. It took generations of weeding out the idiots to figure out what you can and cannot eat, so read up! Then get your sorry ass out there and make the friends with the Mojave.

  Make me proud!

godmodwaffles:

I am so sorry

songbird-broke-my-pip-boy:

Me on Spirit Day last year. No further explanation required.

songbird-broke-my-pip-boy:

Me on Spirit Day last year. No further explanation required.

schaef99:

Goes best with your roasted mutant molerat

schaef99:

Goes best with your roasted mutant molerat

yognaughtopia:

you either save like every 5 minutes or never on Skyrim or Fallout, there is no inbetween

sheenahernandez:

you sarcastic mother fucekr

bethesdarpg:

Speech check in Fallout: New Vegas

ellementalist:

Everyone should play Fallout New Vegas.

ellementalist:

Everyone should play Fallout New Vegas.